This rhetorical question is a multiple choice - What do these photos indicate?

A. Aliens ride bikes

B. Mental health facilities are grossly underfunded

C. A revolutionary new bike frame material now exists that attracts garbage

D. Bike lanes should occaisionally have an off ramp leading to the land fill

E. Make a wish can`t help everybody

F. Scavenger hunts need to be regulated

G. In the greater scheme of things Narrow roads and dual wheel trucks have a Darwinian sort of purpose

H. Form does not always follow function

I. That the self proclaimed rights of this bike`s rider to charge $15 for having his photo taken in public replaces the pesky old guarantees of the first ammendment

J. That this bike`s rider is being looked after in a sense when his week long failure to understand directions for heading west prevents him from exercising his pursuit of happiness and encountering the "hills" that may actually exist between his current location and his next stop, Tennessee.

Staying Sane

Paul's new Surly Fixed Hub chained to 29er

Shiny Bike Fixed up!

Barely having time to ride, Johnnys ready to ride . Paul is headed back to work!

Afternoon Out of Town "Gives"

Everywhere equals fixed gear country.

Very warmed up and ready to fly up a few hills on Craig Creek Road.

Dropping some pure water into Geezor`s bottle for him. Thanks!

Timbered Branch along the way on Monday`s 4 and half hour getaway.

Remember Kids ! Stay in school or you could end up looking like this old man.

With 32c tire on the back and steel legs for brakes what are the odds that Johnny Acorn is going over his bars when he get to the bottom of a little speed bump? A great bike under him but $ can`t but skill or balls.

Gettin` in some good training til the next chance to get out of town comes along.

Tablerockcycles Riddle

The Table Rock Cycles marching band consists of 7 rows. Tom and 6 other cyclist march in different rows and play different instruments. From the following cues can you determine each cyclist full name instrument and the row?

Schubert who is not the one who plays trombone marches farther back than Smith.
The boy who plays the drum marches in the middle row.
The trumpet player marches just ahead of Sam who is ahead of Faulkner.
There are no trombones in the first row.
Judy doesn't march in the last or first row.
Brian whose last name is not Miller does not march in the last rown and is not the trumpeter.
The flute player is ahead but not just ahead of Faye who is ahead of the Billings girl.
Both the saxophone player and Miller are ahead of Jilk who is not the one who plays tuba.
Max marches just behind the Truman girl and just ahead of the clarinet player.
Susan doesn't march in the last row.
Are you thinking clearly? You may get the answer in 1/2 the time it takes to ride the Bridge to Bridge.
Good luck!